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x_cableCan you all walk very carefully around my wife please? Think good thoughts and don't do anything upsetting. I mean, I know Moira can look after herself and I'm not so worried about that, although if anyone upsets her I'll still do bad things and no one wants that.
But there's a problem. The problem is that the baby's telekinetic. Right now. Yes, right now. I watched her launch a bowl of ice cream halfway across the living room and she was snickering in the womb about it. Snickering. In the womb.
The baby is telekinetic and she already has a sense of humor. Oh God. Someone wake me up in eighteen years. I'm not ready for this. A telekinetic toddler. Oh God the baby-proofing required. I need a drink.
And a shotgun. Why don't I have a shotgun yet?
But there's a problem. The problem is that the baby's telekinetic. Right now. Yes, right now. I watched her launch a bowl of ice cream halfway across the living room and she was snickering in the womb about it. Snickering. In the womb.
The baby is telekinetic and she already has a sense of humor. Oh God. Someone wake me up in eighteen years. I'm not ready for this. A telekinetic toddler. Oh God the baby-proofing required. I need a drink.
And a shotgun. Why don't I have a shotgun yet?
