So...

[x_cable]

Is this where I wander up and down the halls with my bird on my shoulder woefully singing 'Leaving On A Jet Plane'?

Temporary bachelorhood. Bah.

I did get to give the security guy harassing her at the metal detector a telekinetic wedgie, though. Whee.

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[x_cable]

x_beast
2005-01-17 01:39 am (UTC)
Perhaps you should try to enjoy the benefits. *g* Leaving the toilet seat up, drinking out of the carton, grunting, failing to bathe, scratching when and where you please, watching sporting events on the television, staying out drinking with your buddies (if none are immediately available, perhaps you and I could take Cain a beer or something, I'm sure he misses it), reading girly magazines....

I'm sure Moira will enjoy the challenge of re-civilizing you when she returns. *g*
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x_cable
2005-01-17 01:44 am (UTC)
Why, Hank. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me into trouble.
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x_beast
2005-01-17 01:48 am (UTC)
You mean the nice, ordinary kind of trouble that Moira can fuss over without being worried about you? Where she can scold you for something entirely unrelated to your health, and then you two can kiss and make up without any lingering fretting on either side?

Would I do that?
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x_cable
2005-01-17 01:53 am (UTC)
You're forgetting the Evil Hormones. The kissing and making up doesn't do me much good if she kills me first.
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x_beast
2005-01-17 01:57 am (UTC)
I think the relief that you're doing something *normal*... even if it's an annoying normal thing... would help to counteract the evil hormones. In my admittedly less than all-encompassing experience of women, if they've been worrying about you, they like to be able to scold you for something. Preferably something small and foolish on your part, for which you will be terribly apologetic and not do again, thus giving them a solid victory over your male stupidity.

Besides, I'm sure Cain would agree that one beer won't hurt him. And we could find the remote for him while we're there.
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x_cable
2005-01-17 02:03 am (UTC)
It's a strange sort of logic, but I like it.

So. Beer and remote-hunting?
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x_beast
2005-01-17 02:07 am (UTC)
After you, my friend!
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x_juggernaut
2005-01-17 05:39 am (UTC)
Thanks, guys. At least it was good old-fashioned American beer. I'm not sure WHERE mine has vanished too out of the fridge, but whoever keeps replacing it with that roofing tar that the Brits are fond of is going to catch hell once I'm mobile.
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x_wytchbrat
2005-01-17 08:19 am (UTC)
Think of it as motivational therapy. *innocent* The sooner you're mobile, the sooner you can give that bad, nasty person hell.

And American beer is like having sex in a rowboat.
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x_crowdofone
2005-01-17 02:05 am (UTC)
And hey, at least it's only a couple weeks and you're (probably) not gonna get kidnapped to an alternate dimension for three extra months in the middle?
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x_cable
2005-01-17 02:11 am (UTC)
If I get kidnapped to an alternate dimension, there will be much blowing up of said alternate dimension.
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x_crowdofone
2005-01-17 02:17 am (UTC)
And somehow I'm not seeing anybody blaming you.

Just don't go pissing off any gods, or being within easy avenging distance of somebody who did, and you should be OK.
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x_kitten
2005-01-17 04:19 am (UTC)
I think this is good advice for all the time, not only when your girlfriend/fiancee is far far away.
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x_cable
2005-01-17 04:55 am (UTC)
The divine (of any variety) and I are not on good terms. I have a nearly lifelong habit of very scrupulously keeping my distance.
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x_rahne
2005-01-17 03:55 am (UTC)
If it's Asgard, take me and don't blow up any wolves? It's not their fault. (Hrimhari doesn't do interdimensional portals. I asked.)
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x_cable
2005-01-17 04:57 am (UTC)
If I had a chance to go to Asgard and take you back to see Hrimhari, Rahne... well, that's one alternate-dimension trip I probably would take.
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x_sanfuaiyaa
2005-01-17 06:09 pm (UTC)
You know that when you joke around here, you damn us all?
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x_madelyn
2005-01-17 02:13 am (UTC)
Is this where I wander up and down the halls with my bird on my shoulder woefully singing 'Leaving On A Jet Plane'?

It depends - is it you or Bella singing? Bella we can handle - she didn't mangle REM terribly much... ;)
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x_cable
2005-01-17 04:57 am (UTC)
Bella, thank you. I cannot carry a tune to save my life anymore.
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x_madelyn
2005-01-17 05:23 am (UTC)
So Moira tells us. ;)
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x_wytchbrat
2005-01-17 04:04 am (UTC)
Telekinetic wedgies? I'd never thought of doing those...
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x_cable
2005-01-17 04:59 am (UTC)
And don't you go experimenting, young lady.

At least not until you and I have had a discussion of proper technique.
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x_wytchbrat
2005-01-17 05:24 am (UTC)
Spoilsport. *pouts*

Up for a tutpring session?